Wow I suck at this...

Heylo party people. Since SOOOOO many people have been requesting that I dust off the ol' blogarooni and post something in here...well, here ya go. Happy now?

Okay, nobody requested that. I was just bored and happened to remember I had a blog. But I like thinking I have fans...makes me feel important.

Anyway...since this blog seems to be a bit list-heavy, I thought I'd continue the trend. Also...since I suck so badly at remembering to post a blog, I thought I'd keep that theme going and make the list about...

Top Five Things I Suck At

(This should be GREAT for the ol' self-esteem!)

1. Making Indian food. I don't know what it is about garam masala & me but we just can NOT work together in peace and harmony. I want soooo badly to make chicken tikka masala in the comfort of my own home, but every time I try, the results get worse. This was a doomed love affair that was never meant to be.

2. Hacky sack. I spent the better part of my high school years hacky sacking. I wanted to hear "hey...that chick that rocks at hacky sack" as I walked through the hallways, strutting my stuff. Okay, I don't really strut, nor do I have "stuff," but you get the idea. Alas, it was not to be. I'll get maybe two or three good kicks in a round, but that's where the dream ends...

3. Navigating. If you know me at all, I'm sure you'll agree. My sense of direction is so bad that...I don't even know where I'm going with this.

Get it???

"Where I'm going..."

Is this thing on??? *tap tap tap*

Annnnnyway, back to our regularly scheduled list-

4. Swimming. To be fair, I think I COULD be good at this if I was willing to submerge my head in water, but alas...I am not. I DID, however, take a class that markedly improved my skills in this area. Shout out to Passionately Random, my partner-in-swimming-crime! http://passionatelyrandom.blogspot.com

5. Demo lessons. They freak me out! I hate having someone watch me, judge me when teaching. The lesson planning process alone for a demo lesson is enough to send me into a panic attack. Good thing I'm not applying to get a new job anytime soon.

...or AM I???

Anyhow, there's my list. Just to add, I actually started this list May 22, and only got back to it today...proving that I suck at posting on this blog above all else. In addition, I KNOW I had more interesting things to write about back then, but I can't remember them for the life of me. I still felt the need to wrap this baby up, so here it is. My half-assed blog entry...my first in 2011...but hopefully not the only.

But I make no guarantees. I know, I suck.